Sunday, January 17, 2010

ALTERNATIVE BLOG NAMES!

SO AS EVERYONE KNOWS (I WRITE IN ALL CAPS LIKE KANYE'S BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE BLOG NAME! BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHERZ THERE COULD BEE? BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. IT'S ALL THE BUZZ! WELL, HERE'S SOME HONEY FOR YA TO QUENCH YOUR BUZZZZZZZZZIN' (THAT WAS A METAPHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

1. PETER BLOGDONAVICH

2. BLOGGIN' HARD? OR HARDLY BLOGGIN'!

3. THE PRINCESS AND THE BLOG

4. EVERY BLOG HAS ITS DAY

5. ALL BLOGS GO TO KEVIN (IF MY NAME WAS KEVIN)

6. GOLDEN GIRLS

7. EGG BLOG

8. MY BLOG QUIP (LIKE MY DOG SKIP. SORRY FOR SPLAINING. YA KNOW, LIKE "LUCY, YOU GOT SOME SPLAINING TO DO!!!!!!)

9. GROUNDBLOG DAY

10. WILD BLOGS

11. WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU BLOG BLOG

12. SPENCER PRATT AND HEIDI MONBLOG

13. DAY-UM, BRO JUST COCKBLOGGED ME!

14. RICHARD BLOGNER'S "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES"

15. JOHANN SEBASTIAN BLOG

16. DON'T BLOG ME, BRO!

17. LILO AND BLOG

18. KISS ME THROUGH THE BLOG (THAT'S FOR YOU KPF!)

ABLEEABLEEABLEE THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

PET PEEVES!!!!!!!!!!! LOLZ

yo guys time to go thru my pet peevz sintz you guyz wanna know so damn badz. i made them extra sassy.

10. French ticklers- it's like, hellloooooo, this isn't the 90's!

9. Amish people- it's like, hellooooo, just cuz you fanatic don't mean you gotta be stanky.

8. Racism- it's like, helllooooooo, this isn't the 90's!

7. People saying "Chucktown". Seriously bro, just cuz you can say it, doesn't mean you should, or that it will get you laid.

6. dmb- more like dUmb, am i right?

5. high school suessical- just because you can combine two things, doesn't mean you necessarily should, even though it hasn't been done yet.

4. Janjaweed- Go around raping and pillaging? yeh, you're cool....

3. Farting in hospitals- Just cuz it's a hospital you think everything goes? guess what, it doesn't.

2. Banishing Jews and Muslims from the Iberian peninsula. it's like, hellllloooooooo, this isn't the 1490's...

1. Saying "and whatnot" after describing something. IT MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE A PEASANT! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT!

dedicated in loving mammary to Kristen Fabian